Random Musings of a Geek

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jaykob-michael:

satanic-cactus:

freakingkeeper:

earthquackandbcm:

bluebellgirl:

 

I couldn’t scroll past this.

"rock is evil"

People are fucking idiots

Every single person I’ve met in a punk or rock band have been the nicest people I’ve met in my life.

This post started out super awesome and ended horribly

starwars:

This October, the newly formed Empire faces a rising rebellion.

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
Mind Vision to get the Leroy and Cold Blood from the Rogue, then Thoughtsteal to get Conceal. Played Leroy used Power Word: Shield and Conceal. Next turn played another Power Word: Shield, then Cold Blood, then a Faceless Manipulator. Rogue had 20 health left. I win!Nothing sweeter in Hearthstone right now than beating a Miracle Rogue with his own cards.

Mind Vision to get the Leroy and Cold Blood from the Rogue, then Thoughtsteal to get Conceal. Played Leroy used Power Word: Shield and Conceal. Next turn played another Power Word: Shield, then Cold Blood, then a Faceless Manipulator. Rogue had 20 health left. I win!

Nothing sweeter in Hearthstone right now than beating a Miracle Rogue with his own cards.

(Source: piensosinpensar)

Walmart - horrible customer service

I have always been a fan of Walmart, I even worked there when I was younger. However my latest experience with Walmart was horrible.

I ordered a swing set to be delivered to my local store for pick up on June 27. I was told the swing set would be delivered by July 9. When July 9 came and I didn’t hear anything I contacted my store, they informed me they didn’t have the swing set, so I contacted customer service. I was informed via a very impersonal email that my shipment had been delayed and a new unit would be in the store by July 12. Again, July 12 comes and the store has not received anything. I again contact customer service after being on hold with the store for an hour (legit, an hour, I timed it) and was responded to with an order cancellation and reimbursement.

Apparently the first swing set was lost in transit and the second was never shipped because Walmart had no units in stock. All of this could have been forgiven if someone had just reached out to me to let me know what was going on, instead it wasn’t until I asked that I found out what happened. Now I have to explain to my 3 year old son why he won’t have a swing set in time for his birthday and cancel the installers I hired for a second time. “We’ve got your summer fun?” More like, “We’ve got your summer frustration.”

Jul 9
nsfwhumor:

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Jul 4

kitty-noodles:

I CAN’T BREATHE

Jul 1
briannacherrygarcia:

My Elsa Mother of Dragons shirt finally came in the mail! Drawn by tomhodges here!

briannacherrygarcia:

My Elsa Mother of Dragons shirt finally came in the mail! Drawn by tomhodges here!